Zaid — a man who went to college for marketing but somehow managed to market himself as a walking cautionary tale.
Every photo here tells a story. Unfortunately, all the stories end with “and that’s when it got sad.”
“The barber asked what he wanted. He said ‘a personality.’”
The dog’s eyes say: “Please. Someone adopt me before he starts another motivational rant.”
Marketing major drinking Pepsi, scrolling TikTok for business ideas he’ll never start.
Critics called it “a bold exploration of what happens when denial meets hair gel.”
Zaid once told his dog, “We’re the dream team.” The dog hasn’t wagged its tail since.
His idea of networking is replying “bro we should collab” to people who haven’t texted him since 2018.
Even his Wi-Fi disconnects itself when he opens Canva.
Zaid once tried to “build his personal brand.” The brand unfollowed him.
He calls himself a visionary — mainly because reality won’t make eye contact anymore.